Basic Dorm Douche Kit (Contains items 1-8 = Entry Level Douchitis Protection)

1. Laundry Bag: You know you’re a douche when you can’t see the floor of your dorm room because it’s covered with piles of dirty clothes. Your roommate won't look forward to playing video games next to a pair of your old dirty boxers. A laundry bag is a dorm room essential that ensures your dirty, smelly clothes stay in one concealed spot. Out of sight and out of the way, our dorm laundry bag will keep you clear of Douchitis.

2. Cord Wrap (Contains 3): College life = tech stuff = lots of cords. Having cords twisted and tangled all over your dorm room can cause your roommate to trip, which unfortunately makes you a Douche. Our Q-Knots cleans up those cords by wrapping them together and preventing a jungle of messy wires.

3. Soap Holder: As much as you don't mind your hairy, dirty bar of soap lying on the dorm room sink, we can be certain your college roommate will! Avoid being gross by using our Dorm Douche Kit included Soap Holder. Keep Soap Concealed, keep Douchiness away.

4. Toothbrush Holder: Yes, your nasty toothbrush out in the open is just as nasty as your bar of soap. Keeping it enclosed in our toothbrush holder not only prevents Douche status, but it also prevents your roommate from seeking easy revenge on your Douchy ways. i.e. Using your toothbrush to scrub the sink.

5. Woolite - 2 Detergent Packets: In college you may hear someone ask "Can I borrow your washing detergent?” But you'll only hear it out of those infected with Douchitis because there is no such thing as borrowing detergent. Detergent is expensive, and to use up your roommate’s is not cool. The 2-Pack of Woolite Detergent buys you just enough time to get two more loads of wash done before you have the chance to get to the store for a new bottle. Great emergency dorm essential!

6. Hot Pot: In college Ramen Noodles might just be more valuable than Gold and you'll want to stock up. With a Hot Pot of your own you can cook them at any time, day or night, without having to "borrow" your roommate's kitchen supplies to make a snack.

7. "Don't be a douche" Stickers (10-Pack): These stickers are meant for you and your college roommate. The moment you or your roommates begin to show symptoms of Douchitis, the stickers must be used immediately! Your roommate leaves a dirty, Ramen Bowl out for days? Put a sticker on it! Or ... If you find a 'Don't be a douche' sticker on your music speakers, that probably means you were playing your crappy music too loud. No matter the offense you or your roommate commit, put a 'Don't be a douche' sticker on the problem and you'll both have a chance at living a Douchitis free college dorm life.

8. $5.00 DormCo.com Gift Card: Although this Dorm Douche Kit product doesn't provide immediate prevention against Douchiness, we at DormCo.com know there will be some dorm item that you should have bought yourself instead of trying to 'borrow' your roommate’s. This gift card makes it that much easier to avoid being el cheapo and to get what you need to ensure you are not a Douchy roommate.

Classic Dorm Douche Kit (Contains items 1-15 = Moderate Douchitis Protection)

9. Dorm Scent: The smells that can come out of dorm rooms can be bad enough to kill a small farm animal. If those odors came from you, then you are a true Douchy roommate. Even if you can't stop the odors, you can least keep our Dorm Scent with you to cover them up. A good smelling room = a good roommate.

10. Dry Erase Magnetic Board & Marker: Leaving quality messages for your roommate is a vital part of being a good roommate and friend. If that girl your roommate is interested in pops by to see him, it’s your duty as a roommate to tell him that ‘Sarah’ stopped by. The best way to do that is to write a dry-erase board message. This board is so essential because you may not see your roommate for a while and forget to tell him! No Messages = Douchitis symptoms

11. Hug-A-Plug: Your roommate is charging his phone before class and you suddenly remember you need to plug in your laptop, now! So you rip his plug out of the wall and put yours in. Warning: you are being a DOUCHE. A SERIOUS DOUCHE. With our Hug-A-Plug, you gain two outlets where there was previously only one. Make it easy for both you and your roommate to charge up with this symptom preventing kit item.

12. Pens (6 Pack): Pens at home were probably all over the place, but in dorm life they are about as scarce as seeing an albino goat. So scare that if you drop a pen in the toilet, you might fish it out and use it! Knowing how scarce they are, you can imagine what level of douche you will reach if you take your roommate's pen. It may be tempting to just grab the pen off your roommate’s desk.... but be strong, avoid Douchitis, and use one of the pens in this life saving Dorm Douche Kit.

13. OTD Hook: Tossing your coat or used shower towel on your roommate's bed, the dorm futon, or on the ground is just not proper roommate etiquette. In fact, there is nothing good about a wet towel or rain soaked coat unless it is hanging on an over-the-door hook. Without this simple, yet effective dorm product, you will certainly be headed down the slippery slope of Douchiness.

14. Utensil Wipes: You just finished chowing down on some food you brought back from the cafeteria, but left a huge mess in the common room. Don't just leave it and run - avoid this Douchy move by grabbing a handy Utensil Wipe to clean up your mess. These wipes are great for cleaning utensils, plates, glasses, and anything else your greasy hands might have contaminated.

15. 8 Plastic Cups (16oz): You & your roommate go out and buy a 2-Liter of Coke. Great... until you realize you are out of plastic cups. You can 'borrow' one of your roommate’s plastic cups, or you can drink straight from the 2-Liter, but either way you’re being a Douche. Stay Douchitis-free by reaching for one of the vibrant plastic cups in your Dorm Douche Kit.

Mega Dorm Douche Kit (Contains items 1-23 = 100% Douchitis Protection)

16. Earbuds: Next time you think it is cool to blast Justin Bieber through your dorm room speakers, think again! Whether or not you should be listening to Justin Bieber is an entirely different conversation for an entirely different time. Right now, we want you to know that you can prevent Douchitis by using our earbuds at times when you feel the need to play bad music loudly. By not subjecting your roommate to bad or annoyingly loud music, you are actively fighting off one of the leading causes of a Douchitis.

17. SpazzStick - Caffienated Lip Balm: Having chapped lips is gross, but not going to a party because you are too tired is Douchy. Leaving your roommate without a wing man is just wrong. Buck-up by spreading some SpazzStick on your lips! This caffeine infused lip balm will have your lips looking good and your energy level high enough for the party.

18. Extra Pillowcase: Just because your dorm bed is your space, doesn't mean you can let it look like sewer pit. Your roommate's friends will be sure to stop by, and they certainly don't want to look at your greasy head-stained pillowcase. If you don't want to do the wash, you can at least avoid being a Douchy roommate by swapping out your nasty pillowcase for the fresh, clean one provided in this kit.

19. Easy Pen - Smoke Eliminator: While we don't encourage smoking or vaping in the dorm rooms, who is to say your roommate isn't suffering from some serious Douchitis? If that's unfortunately the case this Smoke Eliminator has your back to help cover up any unwanted smell with it's fresh sandlewood scent.

20. Sanitizer with Clasp Loop: Dirty, unclean hands are just plain gross. When you're meeting someone for the first time - whether it's at Freshman Orientation or an important Professor - they may want to shake your hand. But not if you have gobs of mustard from your lunch or pen ink smeared all over you. Don't worry - just squirt some of this handy sanitizer clipped to your backpack and you can clean away any lingering signs of Douchitis.

21. Bar of Soap: Running out of soap is bad….. really bad! You don't want to stink because that is a Douchitis symptom, yet you can't borrow your roommate's soap because that would confirm you’ve been infected with Douchitis. You are in a big pickle, unless of course you have that extra bar of soap in your Dorm Douche Kit. Survive another college day before you make it to the store with our ridiculously necessary back-up bar of soap.

22. Travel Size Shampoo Bottle: Although running out of shampoo is not as dire as soap, it is certainly something that can lead to Douchitis. Always avoid secretly using your roommate's shampoo! Trust us, he'll know that your stanky hair doesn't normally smell like his Herbal Essence Berry Blast! With this spare mini-shampoo you can avoid hearing your roommate ask, “Why did you use and finish my shampoo? Stop being a Douche!”

23. Essential College Clip - USB or Outlet: NO matter how big your exam is the next day, it is never right to blast the fluorescent lights while your roommate is sleeping. Because if you do, he’s going to think you're a Douche. Stay considerate and free of Douchitis symptoms by using your kit provided clip light plugged right into your computer. Study as late as you want without any disruption to your sleeping roommate!

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Don't waste any time! Douchitis is upon us, and there’s only one way to stop it. Get the Dorm Douche Kit for anyone you know heading off to college dorm life. Graduating high school seniors going to college are most in need, but really, no one is safe from Douchitis. Don't risk it! Choose the Dorm Douche Kit, and you'll save an innocent roommate, or graduating student from a life of Douchiness.